THE DIVA GET’S A G-PASS

Mister Kidderachi, with the technical support from SBTV has released his hood video for G-Pass, which is featuring on his up and coming promo -Kayo Flu.

I don’t generally put music on my blog, but seeing as Kayo is actually a sexy, sexy guy! And I want a G-Pass. Secretly the gangster –thug look and attitude, is attracting me, more and more lately, I blame it on BET and my new found obsession with gangster rap. Mac Dre’s bars and lyrics of humour and fire have lured me in to the world of, so –called alcohol, drugs and sex –or is that Rock n Roll?

With the British Rap scene, growing like no other, is this the future for the industry?

Nevertheless, Kayo has impressed me with this song, I believe it’s feeding my obsession like a depressed, professional woman who eats a whole cheesecake. (Every Sunday).

Peace, Love and Gangster Rap

Therryi-Jay

xxx

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Diva Hints!

Recently, Twitter and sex have been the main topics, which appear on my blog, but this is so much more than that.

A new trending topic, created by the industry worshippers, currently stands as, #Female hint for sex and #Male hint for sex.

What do you think the obvious hints for sex are?

Let's face it, everyone knows what is going to happen in those tense, awkward moments. Ladies are not a stupid species, no matter how much they depict and implement, the blonde (typically air head) attitude, and guys, well they just can’t believe that ladies are finally, putting it on them.

For generations, men have felt the need to dominate, not just, during a steamy session, but the build up to the unrestrained copulation. Really, who are the main culprits in the equation of indirect seduction?

Here are a few hint, suggestions!

Guys-  “Why don’t you come to mine, and chill?” – What tends to be hilarious about this statement is that, once in every guys life, they have attempted to use such valueless lines.

Girls- “What film are we going to watch?”- This is unbelievable, not only due to the fact, he will choose the most un-funny, least- entertaining film to watch. You had a motive, and believe when a woman is on a mission, no obstacle is an issue.

With seduction being an accomplishment, and second nature to today’s young -fleemales, it couldn’t prove any easier.

It’s all about the signs, men have the power to disguise their feelings, whereas women have the radar! We know when guys are not into us, commonly their not into any form of human with breasts and a vagina –so luck wasn’t on the books from the get go. We also know when a guy is single –this could be down to the fact that they have a huge, sale sign above their heads.

To my fellas’ when a girl is laughing uncontrollably, making conversation with you, this if your platform to perform, trust me, she likes you. She isn’t giving you time, for a reason unknown to man, she wants’ you to take her details and who knows where this intriguing conversation may lead. I’ve seen this happen, and it’s not a pretty sight.

To my ladies, if he’s talking to you and providing entertainment, in between him licking his lips, and saying all the hmmm and arrr’s in the right context, he’s either, extremely bored, or he has a motive. Is this agreeable?

Generally, we all know what’s going to happen, whether an escapade or a near death experience, don’t be blind to the obvious hints presented to you.

This was just a quick! Post.

Peace, Love and Motives

Therryi-Jay

xxx

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Ay Yo- My Size!!

On numerous occasion’s we hear men, talking about their manhood’s, and how they surprisingly, satisfy’s one girl after the other.

Following a tweet-conversation I had with Charis, she said “It’s not about what men have, it’s how they use it”. I disagree!

It is a known fact, that men of Afro-Caribbean and African heritage, have an unfair advantage compared to many other nationalities.

If size didn’t matter, where did the saying “once you go black, you don’t go back” originate from?

(Not that I have endless experience, because I don’t)

Generally, men don’t go around saying “ you’re pretty, I really like you, I’ve got a tiny penis, but a really big personality, that will make up for the lack of inches” – unless your Jamie Howard. And at that point, we end the conversation, whether it’s due to embarrassment or the awkwardness caused, all you can think about is, the poor guys inadequacy.

As much as we appreciate honesty, no one wants to know about, a guys genitalia, unless he’s dropping his pants…after a long session at the gym…and getting in the shower, whilst you receive a cheeky glimpse of what he may, or may not have to offer.

Close your eyes, and think, hard for a minute.

A woman’s view: So there’s this really nice guy, beautiful smile, got the whole demeanour on levels, unknown to normal men. You somehow get to know this guy, his attitude is attractive, his style is beyond this world. And his DISADVANTAGED, you’re so disappointed, you’re friends are upset for you, and all you can wish for, is a blessing- Or an Ann Summer’s ramping rabbit, to make up for the climax, he just can’t seem to get you to.

A man’s view: You move a girl, she’s pretty intelligent, above many of your previous girlfriends, you feel it’s time to take it to that level, but you have a slight complex about your ‘Thingy’. She laughs, not intentionally, but an involuntary reaction. You’re embarrassed, she’s embarrassed, you have a lot to make up!  

This is possibly, the most shallow post I could make, but I have an experiment which, I ask you to take part in. Soo here it goes.

Here you have two underwear models, both wearing, white – Y fronts. Which one is sexier?

 

You have two underwear models. Which one is sexier?

The point of this post, is to highlight an issue, which no one else is brave enough to highlight. In these images, shown above, there is a vivid difference, between all four models, whether race, body type, status or penis size.

Psychologically, we thought that the male models, with enlarged penis’, were more attractive. Why?

BECAUSE SIZE MATTERS! 

I’m sure its about the usage, equally to the size, but when it comes down to the crunch, or the act! A man, who is less than endowed, surely can’t be selfish enough to not make-up for his let down.

 

Love, Peace and Diva talk.

Therryi-Jay

xxxx

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How About Love? Diva Style…..

With Scorcher recently releasing songs like, ‘Lipsin Ting’ and ‘I Invented Sex’. Love has been on the cranium.

We tend to hear our single friends complain about their relationship status, but on the other hand, we hear our friends who have the status (a lame excuse to have sex regularly, and not be bothered about it). Complain!

(Take this how you want to, but just because I have a bit more junk in my trunk, understand, that I know about Love).

To All The Singleton’s : We all want that special person, whether you’re heterosexual, homosexual or Megan Fox (bisexual). For the girls, you want that guy, the one that makes you cringe, smile and feel the most amazing butterflies.

Guys; well the last time I looked, I never had male genitals, so I think you should correct me if I have this wrong.

Guys, at first you want to just ‘buss a nut’. But deep down inside, you own a heart, somewhere between your balls and your throat. All you want, is an honest girl, let’s admit it, window shopping just isn’t the same anymore.

The problem we all face is, we’re never satisfied with what we have. We settle for less, and we moan when we don’t get enough, what do we want? In our little community, we’ve all seemed to link ourselves to, we have four types of guys, and four types of dolls.

GUYS: Thugs, Entourage, Mc’s and Box Boy. (The poor little guy, who is the target of all jokes).

GIRLS: Successful, Hoes, Groupies and Tag-a-longs. Which one does your name belong under?

Love, can’t be determined by the class system, you inaccurately put yourself in, that’s how all the problems in the world began. From the Apartheid, to the treacherous war of Somalia.

We can’t begin or continue to go against our hearts; good girls like thugs, but as attractive as his attitude is, or as good as his sex may be, the thug will act like a thug. And you’re heart is the broken one.

Guys are commonly going for girls who, wear 5000 coats of makeup, and their crutches replicate a sporting field, rather than the gap in the railing. –How dare one complain, when disappointment is a recurring fact of your life.

To get the dilly- dally, out of the way.

Go with what your heart says, not your influenced mind for, Beauty, Love and Life go together like chips and burger sauce, a perfect combination.

Peace, Love and Scorchers Lips.

Therryi-Jay

xxxxx

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A Potbellied Bitch-Down

Today, I realised that there are so many bitches out there, constantly getting away with bringing people down, in-directing and just being mad bitchy.

Have you ever heard of the saying “Live by the gun and die by the gun” well this same quote applies to bitching.

“Live your life bitching, get bitched about”- and don’t complain about it.

I’m not one to get involved in stupid arguments because let’s face it, there’s poor moronic guys out their in the cold, selling drugs; I’m not that hard bodied, so I keep myself out of it, but enough is enough!

You know it’s a serious problem when your name is mentioned in a conversation and BITCH is followed soon after; imagine you’ve just been called a DOG. The days of visible racism are now over, but DOGS still aren’t allowed in. You Bitch! (oh how I’m weird at times).

Visualise a game. A game that never ends! Some type of frustration is bound to reveal itself, sooner rather than later, and that’s what bitching is, an on-going game, yeah I presume someone’s going to earn points if not both players. But the point is… The game still hasn’t finished. The game will never finish.

This game is a process that generally goes like this. (I’m going to use the Sian Anderson Vs Donatella dispute as an EXAMPLE)

Sian: Post’s a picture of Donatella on her blog- any liberties , not out of malice, but to prove a point and state her opinion on the controversy causing, honey trap Donatella.

Grime Bitch: (An unknown blogger) Finds it in the depths of their duty to, entertain the nation anonymously whilst stirring up the cake mix. Highlighting the fact that, in the photo Sian had previously posted, Miss Donatella had no panties/knickers on; it seems like this honey trap wanted to trap more than an interview for Grime Daily, but maybe a 12inch Grime Artists’……..VINYL to play on her Dad’s Vintage Decks!

Donatella: She feels a bit; as they put it ‘Parred’. I would to, if i forgot to put knickers on and someone made it known to the whole of the UK and places in China and Japan. So being the so-called mature adult in the equation, she confronted Sian. (In a slack attempt to defend the heiress, I would confront the little person to, not that I’m used to having housemaids and everything from Daddy. *Well the Daddy bit is nearly accurate).

SBTV: Announces to the whole world via Twitter, that he’s gaining entertainment watching the Sian Vs Donatella argument, being the good gentleman he is, he starts to run a viral poll, asking who would win, out of the pair. (I would definitely say go ESSBEE)

Basically, when it comes down to the crunch, so many people got involved in such a silly bitch- off; including industry followers, like Mz Bratt’s only two fans, the deeply involved Industry Hater and well known bloggers such as, JP, Hyperfrank and TaraJayne.

The Bitch-Fight will never stop, we all thought it died down 12 days ago, until today! Watch the Grime Daily interview “Jamie Howard- stand up with Donatella”

And to be totally honest with you guys, I to had a crack at Donatella. On Twitter there was a trending topic and I said………. ‘celebrityperfumes’ – Dick Breath by Donatella. Not because I dislike her, although I hate MARMITE, but it was a funny crack.

Although, this seems like a ‘Bitch-Fest’ it isn’t one, I basically wanted to put it out there that.

WE ARE AS STRONG AS THE UNIT’S WE’RE IN, AND BITCHING MAKES THOSE EXACT UNITS, TEN TIMES WEAKER.

Love, Peace and Bitch free.

Therryi-Jay

xxxxx

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Precious

We all think we’re the apple of our parent’s eyes, that we deserve all the good things that come to us almost not realising that hard work is needed; we all want to be considered Precious!

I saw the trailer for a film called Precious- presented by Oprah Winfrey and Tyler Perry, and I would like to say, I think this is a must see, I’d be lying to myself if I said this film didn’t hit me close to my heart, not because the main character Gabourey Sidibe is a larger than life lady, but because from what I’ve seen, Miss Carey-Cannon (Mariah) has also upped her devastating acting game since the poorly rated film Glitter.

I’ve also come to realise through a series of events that, I’m big and I’m beautiful, you may be small and sleek or a bit meaty but fashionable, my advice is just be yourself, whether you’re hated by your sworn enemy, or you’re insecure about the environment in which you choose to be associated with.

Well here’s the TRAILER

I hope you enjoy, and I hope I’ve sparked the anticipation from deep within the pits of your stomach.

Peace,Love and We’re All Precious

Therryi-Jay xxx

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